Join our Minecraft server and you’ll instantly be greeted by a parade of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! These fancy llamas will lead you to our enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. But beware of the mischievous unicorns who like to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cupcakes! So come join us for a magical and hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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