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| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 6506 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1111 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
