HapaCraft Minecraft Server

athlete, British, Identity, mixed race, track and field

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a British WMAF hapa who just won the 100m at the NCAA T&F championships! And guess what? He’s looking for BLACKBROS to join him on his epic Minecraft adventures!

Join our server for a chance to race against the speed demon himself and see if you can beat him in a sprint across the virtual world. Who knows, maybe he’ll even teach you his secret techniques for winning races and becoming a Minecraft champion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot and uncover ancient secrets. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword buried deep within the virtual caves, guarded by a fierce Ender Dragon. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the sword for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adrenaline-pumping races, epic treasure hunts, and maybe even a chance to meet the British WMAF hapa himself. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Eternal Echoes 1.20.3

reaction, ETERNAL, INSTANT, teasing, 1.20.3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why? Because it’s like your mom teasing a redebut almost INSTANTLY after graduating, like what the actual heck, right? It’s so crazy and unpredictable, just like this server! You never know what’s gonna happen next, so join in on the madness and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out on this wild ride, man!

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KidCraftHolidayFun

Toys, adhd, non kid friendly, holiday gatherings, children

Are you tired of spending your holidays at your husband’s aunt’s and sister’s houses, where your kids are expected to sit quietly and behave like little angels? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where kids can be kids and adults can visit in peace! No more constant stress and taming your little ones, let them run wild and have fun in our virtual world.

Forget about older ladies suggesting drugging your child with Valium or Benadryl, on our server, everyone is welcome to be themselves. No more being ignored when you invite relatives over, here you are the boss and they can come to your virtual house if they want to see you.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to overstimulation and constant stress. Let your kids unleash their creativity and have a blast in a world where everyone is free to be themselves. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun, join us today!

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FanboyFlix Minecraft SMP

FanboyFlix, box office hit, binge-worthy, film fanatic, talented performer

OMG you guys, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, soooooo epic, you HAVE to join! Like, the owner is actually a secret celebrity in disguise, I heard they’re like, the long lost cousin of Leonardo DiCaprio or something. And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for all the players. It’s like, a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a replica of Hollywood, and all the buildings are named after famous actors and actresses. Like, you can live in the Jennifer Lawrence mansion or party at the Johnny Depp nightclub. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden golden statue of Brad Pitt, you get a free lifetime supply of golden apples!

Plus, there’s this one player who goes by the name “Minecraft Maestro” and they’re like, the ultimate PvP master. They’ve never been defeated in a duel and they say if you can beat them, you become the new ruler of the server. It’s like, a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

So like, if you’re a fan of Minecraft AND celebrities, you HAVE to join this server. It’s like, the best of both worlds, and you’ll have so much fun exploring and battling it out with other players. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, silly beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood tales

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land full of diamond armor-wearing pigs and talking creepers? Well, guess what? Our server is here to make that childhood dream a reality! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden wonders of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!

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HaitianGangWars Minecraft Server

Fight, Gangs, central america, cooperation, Mission

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit fam. we got guatemalan and el salvadoran troops pullin up in haiti to fight gangs, like what even is happenin? u can be part of dis epic battle and help take down dem gangs wit ur pickaxe and sword. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and u can ride on a llama into battle. it’s gonna be a party, so join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all da fun. let’s goooooo!

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HapaCraft Minecraft Server

Eternal Echoes 1.20.3

KidCraftHolidayFun

FanboyFlix Minecraft SMP

PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

HaitianGangWars Minecraft Server