Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
Ores Mined: 6832 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

    Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan
    Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/half-life-smp-2/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

    Server Details:

    Version
    Server IP play.stormylagoon.com
    Bedrock Port 25566 (No port needed for Java)
    Discord Join our Discord server
    Discord Username Duvahl
    Tiktok Follow us on Tiktok

    What Sets Us Apart?

    • Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
    • Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
    • Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
    • Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
    • No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
    • Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
    • Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
    • Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
    • Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
    • Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
    • Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
    • Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
    • Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 491 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 6796 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

    Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

    But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

    Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Potions Brewed: 180
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

    Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General
    Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 37
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DoubleDineDrama

    DoubleDineDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family dinner on Nan’s birthday? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, shouting matches, and eye-avoiding glares!

    Just like the family in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know when someone will yell at you for not “mucking in like everybody else” or accuse you of being a tight arse for not paying double what you actually owe.

    But don’t worry, we promise you won’t have to split the bill “down the middle” like this dysfunctional family. Instead, you can just pay for what you’ve consumed and maybe chip in for Nan’s meal (she eats for free, of course).

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server experience that’s as unpredictable as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now! Who knows, you might even end up rolling your eyes at yourself for being difficult/different/a tight arse, etc. 😉

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Emeralds Found: 5119 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 New Chunks Explored: 264448
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GroundZero

    GroundZero

    About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Animals Bred: 159
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 19

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5911 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Farms Harvested: 510
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 117 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Ores Mined: 1215
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Falling into the Void: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 701 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Villages Defended: 11 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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