Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Towns Built: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyConfessions

    CraftyConfessions
    Have you ever wanted to confess your deepest, darkest secrets in a safe and pixelated environment? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to spill the tea while building your dream world brick by brick. Our community is full of players who are just dying to hear your juiciest secrets and maybe even share a few of their own. So come on, join us and let it all out – just make sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who love to eavesdrop on gossip!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magic Items Found: 6945
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 22 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export

    IllegitimateCraft: Vatican Orphan Export
    so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine if the Vatican was sending Italian kids to America as orphans. crazy, right? well, on this server, we’re all about uncovering those wild programs and turning them into epic Minecraft adventures.

    join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the Vatican’s secret missions and maybe even find some hidden treasure along the way. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s uncover some crazy secrets together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 122 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boxed Cat Chaos

    Boxed Cat Chaos
    So, liek, u know dat cat dat is both alive and ded at the same time? well, on dis server, u can be liek dat cat! u can be both a noob and a pro at minecraft at the same time! it’s so mind-blowing, u won’t even know what’s real anymore! join dis server for a rollercoaster ride of confusion and fun! plus, we have a secret room where u can find all da diamondz u want, but only if u can solve da riddle of da dancing chicken! it’s so random and hilarious, u won’t be able to stop laughing! so come on and join us for da ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft! u won’t regret it! or maybe u will? who knows, it’s all a mystery on dis server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paradise Network

    Paradise Network

    Welcome to Paradise Network! Dive into our immersive Prison gamemode where your journey from inmate to kingpin begins. Explore custom features, powerful enchantments, and an active community. We’re excited to have you—let the adventure start today!

    Private Mines Super Balanced Economy, that starts at 10’s and scales to 100q Gradually Workshop Custom Robots Multiple and Multipurpose Economies Rebirth Gang system with a lot of Cool features Glory System (Reworked Prestige) Infinite Challenges 25+ Custom Enchantments Pets

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 74

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nikashi SMP

    Nikashi SMP

    Welcome to Nikashi SMP, a vibrant and thrilling Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of engaging game modes designed to cater to all types of players, whether you’re a survivor or a creative builder.

    Nikashi SMP is all about creating connections, learning from each other, and being part of an awesome community. We always welcome new players and can’t wait to have you join in on the excitement!

    Our server supports Cross Play, allowing both Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together seamlessly. Our server also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, Friendly Community, and also Costum Plugins to enhance your gameplay with unique features and improvements. Join Nikashi SMP and start your adventure today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival – Where pretending to be a block is a real job!

    NovaCraft: Revival S1

    Server Version 1.21.1
    Features Vanilla gameplay, dynmap, pregenerated chunks
    Launch Status Awaiting big launch with original and new members
    Rules Available in Discord server
    Discord Username _schlime
    Application Process Add _schlime on Discord and send application with name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game
    Server IP dogpound.modded.fun
    Whitelist Players must be accepted before joining

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old?

    Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 18 years old.

    2. What version is the server running on?

    The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

    3. How can I apply to join the server?

    To apply, add _schlime on Discord and send a message with your name, age, Minecraft experience, and favorite part of the game.

    4. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

    Yes, the rules are available in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to maintain a positive gaming environment.

    5. When will the official launch of the server take place?

    The official launch will be scheduled once a significant number of original and new members are gathered. Stay tuned for updates on the launch date.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

    why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6733 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

    HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

    Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dimension Hops: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Divine Spears Created: 23
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6269 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

    Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server
    Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

    So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

    LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
    We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
    No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
    No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
    No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
    Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!
    Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
    Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP? To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server? We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
    Can I donate to the server? We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
    How can I get involved in server events and competitions? We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 76 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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