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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
Infinity Stones Found: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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