Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting devoured is our delicious virtual snacks, not your dignity like OP’s husband at the sports bar! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

If you’re tired of your real-life spouse embarrassing you in public with their food shoveling skills, come join us where the only thing you’ll be shoveling is blocks to build your dream castle. No judgment here, just good times and plenty of spinach dip for everyone (but please, use a virtual spoon).

Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your eating habits or lack of self-awareness like OP’s husband. Our community is all about having fun and enjoying the game without any awkward moments at the dinner table.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with us in the virtual world? Just remember, no finger-licking allowed, unless you’re fighting off creepers!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Factions-Central

    Factions-Central

    New Server for making frients, doing factions, going economy (we have an auction house) doing, shop, plugins, PvP ownage, doing, and come on in we are giving ranks away to players come on in!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Lagcraft

    Lagcraft

    LAG CRAFT, the laziest server in Portugal!

    A world in which you can be whoever you want, you can be a king, a merchant or an adventurer… Here you choose!

    Our server, created by Jabiraca2323, afonleon and sandroXP, has an active and friendly community, where you can make friends (or marriage 😏 ) and fight your enemies in the big PVP arena!!!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Void Armor Forged: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Team_SAO

    Team_SAO

    Hi, This is a server where u can enjoy playing survival, the same things that u do in a normal survival world but with more players and trading items with other player and selling and buy stuffs using ingame money, Hope fully some of u guys would join.

    Head Admin SaO_Eugeo

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • UMBCraft

    UMBCraft

    A server dedicated to the University of Maryland, Baltimore County All are welcome to join and enjoy several gamemodes! Towny / Middle School Random item Skyblock Anarchy Kit PvP Factions and more coming soon!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Pvplab

    Pvplab

    PvPLab [1.8-1.20] – PvPLab is one of the oldest networks in the world. We offer a wide range of gamemodes including: Skyblock [1.8-1.20]Factions [1.8]Kitmap [1.8-1.20]Survival [1.20] and more to come! We have a friendly community with a ZERO TOXICITY POLICY, we run DAILY EVENTS, we have ZERO LAG & one of the best staff teams around! Join now for the #1 Minecraft Experience.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • DormantMC

    DormantMC

    Welcome to DormantMC! We are a small server, looking to provide a great multiplayer experience to our players. One of the ways we plan to do this is by having a permanent survival world. A few of our features: – Mature players and staff. – Permanent survival world. – Very few custom plugins. – Interactive and friendly community. These rules in place to ensure an enjoyable experience for everyone. We strive for our community to be connected, so we have several platforms to make that happen. We will push news, and other important information through our Discord server.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Andromeda

    Andromeda

    • Economy-centric survival • Market (/shop) player-to-player (all items are obtained by players) • Stocare xp in glass bottle (/dropxp sau /dropxp lvl) • Definable/resizable protection with a wooden shovel, the edges of any protection can be seen by right-clicking with a Stick • The protections of accounts that have not logged in for at least 2 months are automatically deleted (the World will never be reset) • /feelings • GUI /trade • Diamonds are the only currency of exchange • Skin free (/skin link_skin.png) • Spanwer drops with silk touch • It is not pay-to-win • Long-term server. (the host is already paid in advance for a very very long period) • Version 1.15.1 • PVP enabled (possible to be stopped in the future) • Offline mode (no need for minecraft premium)

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Lokapsos network

    Lokapsos network

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    Welcome to LOKAPSOS NETWORK!Versions ➽ 1.8-1.20

    We are a server which has been active for many years now, giving our players different and unique modalities, we have a large and active community in which you will be very comfortable and of which we hope you will be part, so… What are you waiting for to join?

    We currently have the following modalities:

    Survival 1.19 ➽ This mode is a survival custom which has many things such as:

    ► Rankings.► Vehicles.► Tradeos.► KoTHs.► Special enchantments.► Mobcoins.► Dungeons.► Pets.► Dragons…

    AND MUCH MORE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR TO JOIN! Go to mc.lokapsos.es now and enjoy the server, WE ARE WAITING FOR YOU!

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    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 17

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • TFM Network

    TFM Network

    Greetings,

    The TFM Network is new and is still under development! We aspire for greatness and hope to bring tons of fun games for you to be a part of. Our goal here is to provide a fun, relaxing setting where we can come to chill and unwind. This is an adult server but all ages are welcome.

    Currently available are Creative and Survival game-modes, with Hardcore being added within the next few weeks! We have a schedule to release custom PVP and Mini-Games in the next few months and well always be working toward creating more.

    We invite you to come join us as we work to create something unique and entertaining! – TFM Staff

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SiloPlex

    SiloPlex

    The SILOPLEX is a dedicated Minecraft server for adults who want to create large (sometimes small) projects in a fun and cooperative environment. MUST BE WHITELISTED. Apply at: https://forms.gle/vtNDjBrud3qTcpuT7

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Yt smp

    Yt smp

    its an atrnos vennela and can be stoped

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    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 New Chunks Explored: 105752
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Kyoto

    Kyoto

    kyoto.apexmc.co

    A mountain rises Snowy covered peaks and fire Lakes of glowing warmth

    The nether is dark Faroff lands are closer Desert waits at night

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • BlcokCraft

    BlcokCraft

    Join the BlockCraft community! the recently launched server is perfect to connect with new friends. take your place in our fun and friendly community! including our helpful staff members here when you need them! With skyblock build islands with your friends and have fun! More games coming soon such as factions 🙂 Don’t forget to vote to add money to your balance! HAVE FUN

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Plutoniummc

    Plutoniummc

    Welcome to PlutoniumMC!

    Our server provides users with a friendly community with both survival and OP Prison server types!

    -> Our OP Prison is loaded with custom enchants and featuresthat provide users with an ultimate playing experience!-> Our SlimeFun survival adds a twist to vanilla survival by providing modpack like experience and customization. Its sure crazy!

    Join us today for a revolutionary Minecraft gateway!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 9094 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 8915

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • PixelGenesis

    PixelGenesis

    PixelGenesis The BEST Pixelmon Server! |Gyms | Quests | Friendly Community | Events | & MUCH MORE!

    Explore the vast forest, the deep oceans, the strong winds, the rocky mountains, defeat strong opponents, build your kingdom with your friends and be the best of them all with your Pokemon on PixelGenesis. Expect regular exciting custom content to fully enhance the experience for you and your friends and never run out of things to do while setting the example for player focused fun gameplay.

    IP: play.pixelgenesismc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/PXvK63H Website: https://www.pixelgenesismc.com/

    Want to play pixelmon? Here’s the download links Technicpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelgenesis-pixelmon.1703290 Direct Download: https://www.reforged.gg/

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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