Are you tired of ungrateful basement-dwelling relatives who can’t even cook for themselves, let alone for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and leave the real-life drama behind.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.

Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 4340
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Wilderness Tamed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Void Gems Collected: 40

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Runes Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Emeralds Found: 1343 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Dimension Hops: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 32 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Star Shards Collected: 165

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Farms Harvested: 504 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3980 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5102

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Crops Grown: 2828 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 251 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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