Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Dragon Eggs Found:	3647
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	1071
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3813	Magic Items Found:	1370
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Votes:	7323	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	498
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Towns Built:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7617
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2120
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5475
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	272
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Falling into the Void:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2737	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Animals Bred:	57	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6949
Villages Defended:	11	Void Gems Collected:	28

minepurist.net