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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6782 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 410 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!
Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!