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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 6295 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!
Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!