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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5394 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
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Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!
Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
