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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 959 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 136 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Void Gems Collected: | 34 |
Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!
Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!