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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 5628 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 164 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Potions Brewed: | 124 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!
Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!