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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1849 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 137 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 321 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!
Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!