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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5737 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 670654 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Just like my mom insisting on bringing my abusive father’s cooking, our server will have you questioning your sanity. But don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat anything gross – unless you’re into that kind of thing!
Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Who knows, you might even uncover some dark secrets like my dad’s bathroom habits. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!
So come on, join our Minecraft server and prepare yourself for a ride that’s crazier than my family Thanksgiving dinner. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!