Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Villages Defended: 19 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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