Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Runes Activated: 6
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Horror Stories Survived: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

New Minecraft Servers

  • SuperSurvivalX

    SuperSurvivalX

    → IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 33

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Veroxus

    Veroxus

    Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Farms Harvested: 683 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Crops Grown: 2349 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • IipuCraft

    IipuCraft

    Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Magic Items Found: 6004
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lava Rising

    Lava Rising

    Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Obtain the Grain OTG

    Obtain the Grain OTG

    SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Ether Blades Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gamerland

    Gamerland

    Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Crops Grown: 5103
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Buildings Constructed: 25

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RealmWars

    RealmWars

    Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Magic Items Found: 3942
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DemonsCraft

    DemonsCraft

    Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stealcadia

    Stealcadia

    Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5891
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BLITHE

    BLITHE

    We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 367 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Falling into the Void: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Renascence

    Renascence

    Some features of Renascence: Daily login rewards Mounts Quests Pinata Party Slimefun Player Shops Community Events Dungeons Towny Coreprotect Leveling system Aurelius Skills Custom Generated Terrain

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Minetality Vanilla Survival Server

    Welcome to Minetality, where the focus is on fun and community!We strive to create an environment where players can come together and enjoy the game with like-minded individuals. Whether you’re into building, redstone, or just exploring, there’s something for everyone here.Embark on a journey of pure vanilla survival, whether you like to build on your own or join the bustling community town and collaborate on exciting projects with your fellow playersThe server features a whitelist world border, providing a safe haven for whitelisted players to build and create without the worry of griefing or theft.Rules: – No cheating, grefing, stealing or duping allowed.Come join us at play.minetality.net and start your adventure!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    All The Mods 6 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: atm6.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > All The Mods 6 – 1.16.5 Modpack

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4560 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • FourLeaf

    FourLeaf

    Classic Chill Survival SMP 1.20.1 A easy understanding server yet unique experience like no other survival server! Join us now and become a cool survival ! Feature Custom Fishing Custom Mining 550+ quests BlackMarket deal F2P Friendly Staff] PVE Arena Daily Reward

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • GroundedMC

    GroundedMC

    GroundedMC is an Economy Survival server but still keeps the vanilla feel that everyone loves! We have an amazing community of members!! Choose to play competitively, focus on building or just come to hang with friends and play some of our event mini games!Grind for in game ranks and keys or purchase ranks and keys from our webstore – everyone can play!! Also, be sure to join us for events and giveaways as we love to spoil our community!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Farms Harvested: 574
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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