Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Infinity Stones Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Oceania Prestige

    Oceania Prestige

    Oceania Prestige is a 1.9+ PvP Server hosted in Sydney, Australia. We offer Duels with over 20 Custom kits, and a Very Popular Free For All (FFA) Gamemode. We are recognised as the biggest 1.9+ PvP Dedicated Server in Oceania.

    For us, our community is most important to us, you’ll find our players to be friendly, and very enjoyable. Our staff aim to provide our players with the best experience.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval3

    NeoMedieval 3 ~ The four seasons. More than 9 years of development (since 2012).

    Server in offline mode, Non-Premium. Protect your buildings by creating Camps and Territories. Gain new skills (spells) by increasing your social status. Object-based virtual economy. Buy and sell blocks and items in the store, from anywhere. Earn money by doing different jobs. Establish your home (home). Recover your items upon death, with the Angelic Artifact. Realistic tree felling: fell trees from their base. Sort your containers automatically. Select the best tool automatically. Dynamic map of the world (dynmap).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Olympia Earth

    Olympia Earth

    Olympia Earth is a 1:300 scale towny earth server. We offer loads of fun and have a great community! We also offer a creative world where you can test designs and we also have a resource world to farm. We are always working on updating the server with great new plugins, events, and taking player suggestions to make the server more enjoyable! Our server has active staff that are consistently available to help with any player needs Together with our community we have made a great family who is still growing. Try the server today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Dimension Hops: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 926
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZenPvP

    ZenPvP

    ZenPvP Network Prison | Skyblock | Factions | Survival | Gens

    We stride to provide the “Ultimate Experience” to our players every day with daily updates and new content every month. Join to be apart of the community!

    IP: play.zenpvp.net

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LovyMc

    LovyMc

    Open server in version 1.8.X -1.16.X IP: play.lovymc.es Happy to be able to create a Minecraft community! Let’s hope we can continue to grow over time

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Potions Brewed: 48
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Spielen mit Herz

    Spielen mit Herz

    The special thing about playing with heart! Now also STONEATTACK! Playing with heart! was born from the idea of ​​simply offering a survival server again where you can create your own world together in a nice community. Whether big or small, young or old, everyone from 0-99 years is into playing with heart! welcome. We also have PVP. We play and build a harmonious community. With us, trading with the villagers is switched off because the purpose and goal is for the users to build their own economy, trade and exchange.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 67 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Aeterna Gods & Monsters

    Aeterna Gods & Monsters

    On our server you’ll find custom mobs, earn money with jobs such as woodcutting, farming or smithing, be able to craft and brew new types of food and drink, as well as create custom art using dyes and easels.

    We strive to create an immersive and fun player experience!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanilla Realms

    Vanilla Realms

    Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A fresh and simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading, and shops!

    Come meet the community, and start your adventure! 🙂

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kingdoms and Ruins

    Kingdoms and Ruins

    1.21 FEATURES // BRAND NEW 1.20 SPAWN // BRAND NEW CRATES // RPG ELEMENTS // CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SuperCraft – Marvel

    SuperCraft – Marvel

    SuperCraft is an open world Marvel themed server. You can explore our custom made map and obtain and or upgrade character suits with custom made abilities. Fight players, do quests, and play as your favorite Characters!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ItherioMC Network

    ItherioMC Network

    Brand New Server — McMMO, ShopGUI, Chest Shops, Player Warp, Grief Prevention, OP Crates, Economy, Coins Shop, Backpacks, Rank Perks, No World Borders, Spawner Crates and much, much more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ScamCraft

    ScamCraft

    ScamCraft is a new Minecraft community with a completely contemporary and unique look. With our survival server we bring you a platform where you can play, build and socialize freely!

    We started ScamCraft to share our humor and creativity, which you will also find reflected in the way the server is run. Our absurd humor can also be found in the design of the server itself.

    We have been open since January 12, 2021 (12121) and are in the Alpha 1.0 phase.

    For voting on our server you get: – 100 euros in-game money! – 1 VoteCoin – 1 Bottle of Magic Fanta (Bottle ‘o Experience) – and our gratitude!

    Join us at play.scamcraft.nl!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8623 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ores Mined: 8584 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SalooN Network

    SalooN Network

    Saloon Network was founded in 2018 and reunited with its fans in 2020 after a year of longing. Our management team, which has an ongoing cooperation and working environment since 2014, has been fulfilling your desire to play multiplayer Minecraft for more than seven years. The main purpose of the Saloon Network minecraft server is to deliver the minecraft game to you, our players, in a free, premium-free and friendly way, without any obstacles. For this reason, although all kinds of bad behavior that is against morality is not allowed in the Saloon, brother-sister, sister-sister, brother-sister relationships are aimed and implemented between the players. PLAY.SALOONNETWORK.COM SALOONNETWORK.COM OUR CURRENT GAMES: CANYON SURVIVAL (1.16.5),TEKBLOK SKYBLOK, (ONEBLOCK SKYBLOCK), OPSKYBLOK (OPSKYBLOCK)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Buildings Constructed: 45
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

    Bleach Shinigami Reimagined

    Bleach: Shinigami Reimagined, This server contains all kinds of things It has a custom bleach mod, With all types of things, Theres storymode, PVP, events, survival, and more! Join for more information.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Ores Mined: 8473
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mythcraft

    Mythcraft

    Mythcraft is a Minecraft server featuring a variety of popular game modes including Skyblock, Prison and Survival!

    IP: mc.mythcraft.com Discord: https://mythcraft.com/discord

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 265 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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