Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Mines Excavated: 4406
Falling into the Void: 0 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Farzy

    Farzy

    A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

    Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 57 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Crown

    The Crown

    Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

    But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

    And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

    But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

    IP: thecrownmc.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Noobcraft

    Noobcraft

    Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Emeralds Found: 5558
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    New Chunks Explored: 187486 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Dragon Eggs Found: 6149

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ExaliaMC

    ExaliaMC

    Welcome to ExaliaMC!

    Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

    We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FairNSquareMC

    FairNSquareMC

    FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Elivius

    Elivius

    Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

    • Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

    Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6830 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Dragon Scales Harvested: 458
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Love Letters Sent: 16
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium Survival

    Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

    We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minedoms

    Minedoms

    A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

    To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

    To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lands of Minearchy

    Lands of Minearchy

    Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

    Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

    Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Suralt

    Suralt

    Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

    Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8446
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Safe Haven

    Safe Haven

    Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

    SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

    Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

    We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Potions Brewed: 88
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CandyCraft

    CandyCraft

    Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 8409
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Star Shards Collected: 75
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChickenCraft

    ChickenCraft

    A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 333 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Potions Brewed: 36
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WinterMC

    WinterMC

    WinterMC is a competitive skyblock server that released earlier this year and is rapidly growing

    IP Address: play.wintermc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/wintermc Store: https://store.wintermc.net/

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pyramid Corp.

    Pyramid Corp.

    Pyramid Corp (beta) is a simple, secure and 100% free Minecraft server where you can join using unofficial Minecraft accounts or official accounts. You can play minigames like Bed Wars, Sky Wars, Prop Hunt, Speed Builders, TNT Run, Color Shuffle and more to come (suggestions open!). You can also try our Survival World and discover all the surprises and custom features we have prepared for you. Join with your friends and have a look!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Towns Built: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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