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Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 7196 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Ores Mined: | 6214 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 275 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.
But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.
So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?