hamiumMC ・ Season 5 | New Minecraft Servers 2024

2024 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being forgotten in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our SMP is here to give you the recognition you deserve! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft superstar, with fans lining up to get your autograph in-game!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the rarest diamond block in existence is hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in the server? Or will you fall victim to the curse of the diamond block, turning into a diamond-obsessed maniac who can’t stop hoarding shiny rocks?

Join our SMP now and embark on a wild adventure filled with epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of drama (because what’s a good SMP without a little bit of drama, am I right?). Don’t be forgotten anymore – join us and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	174

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Asuka’s Minecraft Server: Birthday Bash

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the NPCs have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and witness Asuka’s adoptive Mom calling her on her birthday, only to lose to an angel on Christmas day because, well, why not? And don’t even get us started on Kaworu and Shinji’s epic battle on New Year’s Day – who knew virtual blocks could cause so much chaos? Join now for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

> REPORTS OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS JUST NOT Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got reports of Trump supporters mysteriously disappearing and Trump himself in panic mode – talk about drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few political scandals. Who knows what will happen next on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where players rode pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots? Yeah, things get pretty ridiculous around here.

But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “TNT Dodgeball” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead players on a wild goose chase through hidden dungeons and secret passageways.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🎉🎮 #BestServerEver

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai Star Rail General

Anime, Character Banners, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, fire nihility, gacha, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, hsrg, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Light Cone Banners, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, mobile game, Ninjutsu Inscription, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Xueyi, Yukong

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have epic trailers for every update, like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “No Dazzle, No Break.” Plus, we have animated shorts that will blow your mind, such as “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions – Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll.”

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. And don’t forget about our Light Cone Banners, like Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have new drip marketing with Sunday and Fugue, both 5-star characters with amazing abilities. And let’s not forget about our redeemable codes for exclusive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

What is the IP for the ooftroop Minecraft Server?

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Ooftroop is a dynamic and energetic musical group known for their captivating performances and unique blend of genres, incorporating elements of funk, hip-hop, and jazz. With infectious grooves and powerful vocals, Ooftroop creates an electrifying atmosphere that keeps audiences moving and grooving. Their innovative sound and energetic stage presence have garnered them a loyal following and critical acclaim in the music industry.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Bros’ Craft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the chaos is always brewing! Picture this: you and your buddies are starting off the game by throwing poop on a G*rmans house. Why, you ask? Well, because why not! Our server is all about letting loose and causing mayhem in the most ridiculous ways possible.

But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Wall Paper Minecraft SMP Expert

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where changing wall papers on Windows is just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by zombie villagers. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Culture Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a Trump speech in Macon, GA. Build your own MAGA castle and defend it against enemies who want to make Minecraft weak again. Don’t believe us? Just ask Liz Harrington, our official Trump Spox who will hype up this server like it’s the best thing since Twitter. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library, where you can find all the best builds and strategies to make your Minecraft world great again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot President Trump himself roaming the server, ready to lead you to victory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallAroundYourBase #Trump2024 #MinecraftMAGA

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Mines Excavated:	2216
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3