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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 6778 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.