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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 9122 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 44 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 66 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.