u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness and fun! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world, and a group of evil villagers trying to steal all the diamonds.

oh, and did i mention the magical portal that leads to a land of endless cake and ice cream? yea, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning reality.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Runes Activated: 8
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 15
Chimeras Created: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Animals Bred: 78 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

    Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

    But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 113
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

    Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

    So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

    Tuition Threat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

    Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

    Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill

    InfiniteCraft SMP: Magic Book & Chill
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the possibilities are as endless as the creepers that keep blowing up your house! Join us and you’ll be granted infinite time to play, infinite resources to build with, and a magic book that holds all the secrets of the universe (including the best crafting recipes for diamond armor).

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who doubles as a professional stand-up comedian on weekends. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a battle of puns, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a mountain of obsidian instead.

    If you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us! Just watch out for the prankster villagers who love to trade emeralds for useless junk like rotten flesh and poisonous potatoes. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Void Gems Collected: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyUser101

    CraftyUser101
    Are you tired of being treated like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, you’ll be treated like the diamond-clad king or queen that you truly are!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and cows tell the best jokes. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself can’t resist logging on to see what all the fuss is about.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Notch himself secretly plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with our insane builds and wacky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our legendary Minecraft server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 144 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • License to Mine: Undoc Edition

    License to Mine: Undoc Edition
    so, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the birth outcomes improve and stuff in states that extend driver’s licenses to undocumented immigrants, like, what even is that, right? but, like, trust me, it’s like a magical place where all your wildest dreams come true. like, i heard this one guy joined and suddenly he had, like, superpowers and could fly around the server like a superhero. and, like, the animals talk to you and give you tips on how to build the most epic structures. it’s like a whole new world, man. so, like, join now and experience the craziness for yourself. it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Animals Bred: 91
    Gods Slained: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

    NIGHT TIME – New generation Anarchy Minecraft server

    Night Time is a unique new generation anarchy server, with unique features and variety of gameplay

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 168 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!

    Bad Businesses: Where your pockets may shrink, but the laughter never ends! Java 1.21 server with Economy, Jobs, and more!
    Welcome to BetterBusinesses!
    We are a new survival economy server with a special focus on business.
    Our custom business plugin gives you the tools to run any kind of business you can imagine. From item shops to real estate to farming/logging/mining companies, the possibilities are endless, so get creative!
    Hire employees, manage finances, and advertise your business through a robust business GUI. Start small and develop your business into a large corporation. Create, compete, and collaborate with friends.
    If you have the next billion-dollar idea, join us at play.bbmc.today (Java 1.21), and join our Discord server!

    Key Features

    • Custom business plugin with robust GUI
    • Survival economy gamemode
    • Jobs
    • Chestshops
    • Friendly community

    Rules

    1. You must treat others with kindness and respect.
    2. You may not grief others or the server.
    3. You may not abuse exploits. If you discover one, you must report it immediately.
    4. You may not use hacks or cheats. You may only use performance mods such as Optifine.
    5. You may not advertise or spam.
    6. One account per player only.
    7. Have fun!

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    FAQ

    How can I start a business on the server?
    You can start a business by using our custom business plugin and setting up your own business with the tools provided. Get creative and think of unique business ideas!
    Are there specific rules for running a business on the server?
    While we encourage creativity and innovation in businesses, we do have some guidelines to ensure fair and enjoyable gameplay for all players. Please refer to the rules section above for more details.
    Can I collaborate with other players to run a business together?
    Absolutely! Collaboration and cooperation with other players are encouraged on our server. You can team up with friends or other players to run a business together and achieve success.
    How can I advertise my business on the server?
    You can advertise your business through our robust business GUI, as well as through in-game promotions and announcements. Utilize different marketing strategies to attract customers and grow your business.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind in just 2 weeks! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests and challenges like you’ve never seen before. – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond mine when you have a chicken that poops out riches? – We hold weekly competitions where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP

    Hmmm m m m m m m m m m m Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on horses and the creepers dance the Macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest of rare blocks. Legend has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or the ability to fly like a chicken)

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of super-intelligent wolves who have learned how to build their own mini fortresses? Join our SMP and witness the epic battle between the wolves and the players as they fight for control of the server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! (Disclaimer: adventure may include unexpected explosions, random teleportation to unknown locations, and the occasional appearance of a giant flying squid)

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 4530 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Ores Mined: 1881
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Emeralds Found: 8092 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • KidWatch Minecraft Server

    KidWatch Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Imagine a world where watching kids is a full-time job and doing chores is a never-ending battle. On our server, you can experience the chaos firsthand as you navigate through the ups and downs of parenting in a virtual world.

    But beware, things can get out of hand quickly. Just like in real life, one moment you’re playing with the kids, and the next, they’re stuck on an exercise bike having a meltdown. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on your toes!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about multitasking and teamwork. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MommaNoWedding

    MommaNoWedding
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server and leave all the family drama behind! Our server is the perfect place to escape from overbearing moms and judgmental relatives.

    We promise that no one will scream at you for getting engaged, and if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I do.” Our community is all about love and support, just like your fiancé who cooks like a Michelin-star chef (literally, he is one!).

    So, if you’re tired of family members who can’t handle your independence and stubbornness, come join our server where the only grudges held are against creepers who blow up your house. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for blocking your mom’s number – we’ve all been there.

    Join now and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from old-school, traditional relatives. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SaltySMP_Hater

    SaltySMP_Hater
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their day job? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is to be as annoying as possible!

    That’s right, we encourage players to be as obnoxious and irritating as they can be. From building giant statues of themselves to constantly pranking other players with traps and tricks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the endless trolling and trolling that goes on 24/7.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the ugliest house possible or seeing who can collect the most chickens in an hour. And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP battles where players fight to the death using nothing but rotten flesh and wooden swords.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and embrace your inner annoyance. Who knows, you might just become the most irritating player on the server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Skillz4DayzCraft

    Skillz4DayzCraft
    If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Imagine strolling through the virtual world, towering over everyone as a majestic diamond version of yourself. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame creepers and ride them around like explosive horses. So why settle for just one skill when you can have a whole arsenal of ridiculous talents on our server? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Enchantments Applied: 208
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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