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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 3573 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come on over to our place! We got more action than a school containing a Hamas compound in Gaza, yo! But don’t worry, ain’t nobody gonna get hurt here, except maybe your ego when you get wrecked in PvP.
We’ve got 27 reasons why you should join our server, and they’re all because we’re the bomb diggity! Literally, our explosions are bigger than those jets hitting that school, but in a totally fun and non-violent way, of course.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than a missile strike!
