Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come on over to our place! We got more action than a school containing a Hamas compound in Gaza, yo! But don’t worry, ain’t nobody gonna get hurt here, except maybe your ego when you get wrecked in PvP.
We’ve got 27 reasons why you should join our server, and they’re all because we’re the bomb diggity! Literally, our explosions are bigger than those jets hitting that school, but in a totally fun and non-violent way, of course.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just watch out for creepers, they’re scarier than a missile strike!
