So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! You gotta join because, like, we have this player who once, like, praised Hamas and now they’re allowed to attend rallies again! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form! Join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become friends with this controversial player. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen on this server? Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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