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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7798 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 8533 | Potions Brewed: | 39 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.
so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.