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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8633 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.
so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.