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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 5165 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 214214 |
Ores Mined: | 3933 | Potions Brewed: | 88 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.
so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.