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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8542 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.
so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.