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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1424 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 98 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 86 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.
join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.
so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.
