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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 6356 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.
so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.