Half Year Kids Land

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yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, trust me, it’s lit af. why, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a creeper who could do the macarena better than anyone else in the land. he would bust out his sick dance moves every time someone logged on to the server. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all, oh no. there’s also a secret underground lair where all the chickens have formed a secret society to overthrow the evil sheep dictator. u gotta help them out, man. they need u.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. it’s a once in a lifetime experience, dude.

so what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, if u bring a friend, u get a free diamond sword. how cool is that?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟

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NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server
📽️ Trailer/Showcase:	Watch Now
🗺️ IP Address:	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 19132)
🎉 Join our Discord:	Discord Invite

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

🌟 Established in 2020:	We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 4+ years old)!
🌐 Large World Border:	Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 300k x 300k world.
💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy:	You can make vanilla shops or use /trade with other players.
🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life:	Strictly Vanilla+ experience with enhancements like /sethome, /spawn, /togglephantoms, etc.
🔒 Graylist System:	Spawn area (1400 x 1400) is safe for community members to interact without threat.
🗣️ Active Community/Discord:	Always active, make friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft!
⚡ Dedicated Server:	Hosted on a Ryzen 9 7950X for smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address provided: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun

Q: Can I play on this server if I’m on Bedrock edition?

A: Yes, crossplay is supported and the Bedrock port is 19132.

Q: Are there any application processes to join?

A: No, NostalgiaCraft functions like a whitelisted server without the need for applications.

Q: Can I create my own shops on the server?

A: Yes, you can set up vanilla shops or use the /trade command with other players.

Q: Are there any gameplay mechanics that are restricted on this server?

A: The server strictly adheres to a Vanilla+ experience, meaning no additional plugins are used to introduce new mechanics like claims or McMMO.

Q: Is there a safe area on the server for community interaction?

A: Yes, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a protected environment for members to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.

Q: How active is the community and Discord server?

A: The community is always active with friendly players, and the Discord server is a great place to make new friends and participate in events.

Q: What type of server hardware is used for NostalgiaCraft?

A: The server is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X processor to ensure smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pixel Wars Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is a no drone snoozefest zone!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so exciting, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
New Chunks Explored:	814875	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FraternityLand Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Animals Bred:	87	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

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Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CluelessCraft

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	5931	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	184	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Magic Crystals Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Towns Built:	7
Potions Brewed:	147	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Enchantments Applied:	249
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Farms Harvested:	739	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Divine Spears Created:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Star Shards Collected:	137

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!