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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 6185 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 232 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9621 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?