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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 7700 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3116 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 6460 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?