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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4269 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?