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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3225 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?