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| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2973 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2415 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 705 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 153 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the toughest of barbers can find a home! Just like the heavily tattooed, beard-sporting barber in this story, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wild adventures.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of cutting hair in a virtual world, where crying children are a common occurrence but fear not, we have safety measures in place to ensure everyone has a good time. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a dad who believes in the power of intimidating barbers to calm his child down.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos and absurdity of everyday life, just like this unforgettable barber encounter? Come join us and see what other wacky stories await you in our virtual world!
