🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1360 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.
plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).