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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5855 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2439 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 48 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 30 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 |
but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.
plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).