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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 6024 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more!! we also have a secret underground cave filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds!! all u gotta do is find the entrance and collect as many diamonds as u can before the unicorns get angry and start attacking u.
plus, our staff team is made up of trained monkeys who will do anything u ask them to do. need help building a giant statue of urself made out of gold blocks? just ask the monkeys and they’ll get right on it.
so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and the amount of hair u can stomach in ur food).