HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

Community, Craft, desuarchive, Edition, Groups, habits, haha, HahaCraft, hate myself, io, ip address, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, SelfLoathing, Server, smp, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	168
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Gods Slained:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	319	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6178
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2213
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Farms Harvested:	808
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Emeralds Found:	4933	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mines Excavated:	3056	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Crops Grown:	6080
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	209
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchantments Applied:	280
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	483
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	663
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1263
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchantments Applied:	140
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com