HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3161
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7481
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	137
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchantments Applied:	248	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Star Shards Collected:	299
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Gods Slained:	2

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Emeralds Found:	4995
Zombie Dances:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7531	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	908	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42

org.slimesmp.com

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2080
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

mc.jifercraft.com

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

server.playmonumenta.com

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

massivecraft.com

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

opwarfare.secure.pebble.host

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Potions Brewed:	76
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

149.56.78.223:1722

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	3099
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

play.sunworld.fun

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

play.omegaminecraft.com