HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	940
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Towns Built:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magic Items Found:	4076	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

mc.covfefe.club

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

woodymc.de

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Crops Grown:	8255	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

mc.fragglecraft.com

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

play.realmofroyalty.net

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	195	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

135.148.122.149:25581

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

astralclub.xyz

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Star Shards Collected:	223	Endless Night Skies:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

DownriverSMP.cc

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

helixia.mine.fun

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Emeralds Found:	5209
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4025	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

play.blubbcity.se

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Votes:	6065

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

play.huntermc.fun:25573

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

play.TheGroveMC.net

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

chaoshub.net

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2280
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5590	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

play.solargn.net

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Void Armor Forged:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

mc.royalcraft.ro

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

play.cubedao.net