HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Votes:	9601
Zombie Dances:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Towns Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

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Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magic Items Found:	7974	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	New Chunks Explored:	871311
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mines Excavated:	2463
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

bjorheimr.com

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

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Survival Manos

Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7357
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

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Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Potions Brewed:	65	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

play-asgardsmp.apexmc.co:25900

Minemu

Cross-Play

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Zombie Dances:	8
Farms Harvested:	449	Ores Mined:	6491
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

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VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mines Excavated:	1871

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

voxelmc.xyz

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Runes Activated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

play.MoonLandingMC.com

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Items Found:	7087
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

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The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

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Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2117
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crops Grown:	7413	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

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Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Emeralds Found:	9600	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mines Excavated:	2776	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

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Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

45.159.6.92:26380

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

mc.xironite.org

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

timeless.serverminer.com