HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Votes:	1909
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	7115	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Votes:	8191
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Items Found:	5632
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Villages Defended:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6799
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5075
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Star Shards Collected:	136
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

veroxus.club

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

iipukema.com:25580

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Towns Built:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

lavarising.org

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Players Killed by Monsters:	6465
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

play.otgmc.com

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

91.134.125.47:25585

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	122	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

join.realmwars.org

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

jogar.demonscraft.xyz