HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	5934	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Meteorites Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Runes Activated:	6

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Divine Spears Created:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	134
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crops Grown:	2789	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1415
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Villages Defended:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	69

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6286
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magic Items Found:	8015
Potions Brewed:	160	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Emeralds Found:	237
Gods Slained:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	7034	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4394
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726