HahaCraft SMP – SelfLoathing Edition

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Farms Harvested:	533	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with roadkill, questionable habits, and a whole lot of self-loathing.

Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!

If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	253	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

transcendence.dedimc.io

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Alien Abductions:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Votes:	1719

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

play.ohanacraft.us

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Potions Brewed:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

play.glitchnet.win

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

nztech.jogar.io

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	143	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Animals Bred:	70
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9044
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

mc.renderite.xyz

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Towns Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

mc.projectnewtomorrow.org

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

billionaire.city

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8068
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	5678	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9758
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Emeralds Found:	5951
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Dragon Eggs Found:	5877
Farms Harvested:	432	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2560
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Zombie Dances:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	302
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com